I ♥ Pancakes!

Ha! I love this shirt because I can relate to it in so many ways. When I get hungry, I GET HUNGRY! GIMME SOME PANCAKES! ROOOAAAAAR! [Carbivore Dino Shirt makes our tummies growl on SnorgTees.com

8 Bit Mario

Mario is the most legendary mishap icon of all time. He started out as an architect, with no hat, no mustache, and white jeans. No one would have thought that this plumber would become as big as he did when the NES launched. Thank you Nintendo of Japan for introducing the US to your weirdness...

TSA Handles With Car...

This is a special tribute to all of those traveling and who may be stuck in airports longer than planned. We feel for you. But the TSA gets to feel you more. [TSA 2nd Base Shirt doesn't know when to say no on...

iPod Nano Watch Dec27

iPod Nano Watch

Get a nifty new iPod Shuffle for Christmas and not sure exactly how to stow it? Watch it! [iPod Nano Watch band blows your mind at Thinkgeek.com]

Disco Death Star

You can’t be Disco Darth without a Disco Death Star! Use the force this New Year’s with a disco ball of planetary proportions! [Darkside of Disco can only be found at...

Do The Darth Dance!

You don’t become the leader of the Darkside without knowing how to bust a move. Disco Darth faces Luke in a dance off and we learn who the real father of disco was! [Darth Dance found on the disco floor of...

I’m Batman

Consider yourself a mysterious, vengeful, multi-billionaire? If so, we found the perfect shirt for you! [Wayne Enterprises sport logo wear found on...

Nightmare Before Christmas

We here at Shirtwatch are huge Tim Burton fans. And therefore, we’re Nightmare Before Christmas (movie) fans too! So if there is one thing that this time of year (time of year being October and/or December) that makes us excited for, it’s that we can totally let our Nightmare geek flag can fly! Yay Tim! [Nightmare Before Christmas black as black tee from the faithful...

13 Days of Christmas...

FIIIIIIVE GOOOLDEN RINGS! Who the hell wrote this song? Thanks to that jerkwad, us men of the world have some mighty expectations to live up to. This shirt recognizes that, by chasing the song with 13 Debt Collectors. Very Fitting. Sigh. [13 Days of Christmas Shirt offers reality at...

Sexy Santa Watch Dec24

Sexy Santa Watch

No this Santa Watch isn’t some silly weatherman with a blip on his radar, nor is it an iPhone app with cheesy graphics. This Santa Watch… is a watch. That’s all! Oh, and Santa got a little sexier this year. Unfortunately, this watch was a limited run from 2001-2002 holiday...

It Fell From the Sky

This, my friends, is classic. We all know google maps, bing, and mapquest use these ginormous (I know it’s not a word) map markers to make sure you know where you are going. At first it was cute and fun, but now it’s turning deadly! Let’s rally against the use of improper...

MONSTER HOODIES! Dec22

MONSTER HOODIES!

Whether young or old, Monster Hoodies are friggin’ awesome! I’m going to take a wild guess, but I bet the majority of people who visit ShirtWatch are fans of the book Where The Wild Things Are (or the movie). While a set of Max’s pajama’s may be hard to come by, we can...

Christmas Cheer

If you believe the mass media, Christmas is the time of year for peace, love, and cheer. But everyone knows that this time year isn’t all that merry, in fact it’s ridden full of angst and stress. That’s why God invented booze! With out a way to self medicate and let loose, you wouldn’t have those awkward drunk parties, winter flavored boutique beers, or spiked egg nog. So tis the season of celebration with lots of jubilation and inebriations! [It's the Most Wonderful Time Shirt on...

DaVinci was a Badass...

Mr. Renaissance was more of a modern man than we give him credit for. Not only did Leonardo Da Vinci give us the Mona Lisa, The Last Supper and The Ninja Turtles, but he also gave us geeks a journal of fantastic observations, drawings, notes and grocery lists. A popular favorite among geeks:...